im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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