Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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