She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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