Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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