I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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