ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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