dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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