i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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