i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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