im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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