he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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