So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck