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(702): View more from Nevada

Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...

(1-702): View more from Nevada

ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".

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(303): View more from Colorado

why im i the only drunk person in the library?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face

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(317): View more from Indiana

Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.

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(719): View more from Colorado

i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.

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(936): View more from Texas

Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?

(713): View more from Texas

You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.

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