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(619): View more from California

I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.

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You literally just made my flesh crawl.

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(619): I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter. (1-619): You literally just made my flesh crawl. http://tfl.nu/h7tg

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(913): View more from Kansas

farters have to be the big spoon...

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(913): farters have to be the big spoon... http://tfl.nu/5j3w

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

seriously i just wanna be friends

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pass

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(508): seriously i just wanna be friends (1-508): pass http://tfl.nu/b8w4

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(662): View more from Mississippi

you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again

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(662): you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again http://tfl.nu/srv7

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(916): View more from California

He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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(916): He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants http://tfl.nu/xfxv

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(586): View more from Michigan

Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.

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(586): Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that. http://tfl.nu/5bcj

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(718): View more from New York

He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.

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(718): He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race. http://tfl.nu/hbzv

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.

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(978): he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/v7b4

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(602): View more from Arizona

for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.

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(602): for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me. http://tfl.nu/jxdy

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(225): View more from Louisiana

all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.

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(225): all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices. http://tfl.nu/vgow

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(317): View more from Indiana

Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition

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Impressive. I approve.

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(317): Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition (1-317): Impressive. I approve. http://tfl.nu/uf2f

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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.

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(560): I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do. http://tfl.nu/yx9v

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(541): View more from Oregon

next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME

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(541): next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME http://tfl.nu/v34b

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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.

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We won Spring Training 2013.

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(609): We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them. (609): We won Spring Training 2013. http://tfl.nu/awkc

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.

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(724): Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol. http://tfl.nu/ynfj

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