she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one