Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was

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(513): View more from Ohio

he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.

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(313): View more from Michigan

he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7

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(305): View more from Florida

The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child

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