Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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