NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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