I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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