Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
false alarm, still single
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