I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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