Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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