This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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