5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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