Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he thought i was a dude.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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