i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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