Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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