If that was your dad, he is hot
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Just invented taco cereal.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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