the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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