I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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