i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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