she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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