Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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