I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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