i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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