1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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