I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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