my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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