is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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