we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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