so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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