I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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