I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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