Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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