i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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