is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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