Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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