Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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