I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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