I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
