Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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