HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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