I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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