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my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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