Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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