When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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