Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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