all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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